I bet there is some guy somewhere who goes by the name of The Alligator Wrangler that is conflicted by his current feeling of guilt, which was brought on by the feeling of overwhelming hope. It's your time to shine, Alligator Wrangler. The world needs you now... more than ever.

I would like to thank the Crocodile Hunter for a post he inspired me to write back in 2004. It was a good one. Back when I was funny. It was right after the Crocodile Hunter dangled his baby in front of a crocodile. It gave me many ideas on how to harm my own baby. So my tribute to him is to link back to one of my own blog posts that has very little to do with him.