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Friday, November 05, 2010
Today in China:
by mike
11/05/2010
I ate duck blood. It wasn't as good as it sounds. I got stuck on an elevator with two Chinese girls. They flipped their lids. We were stuck for about a minute. If it went for five minutes, I'm pretty sure they planned on killing me and using my skin as a blanket. A homeless man patted my belly, then tried to sell me a tiny dog. I would have bought a gremlin, but I don't need a dog. I saw a sticker on a car that I think was supposed to say "Baby On Board" but it said "Baby On Road." I went to a restaurant that had "Braised Belly Hill Bacteria" on the menu. You haven't had bacteria until you've had it braised.
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