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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

I was at a restaurant the other day and one of the English descriptions on the menu was "The peasant family explodes the chicken."

I didn't order it, but if I had, I would have thrown a fit if they didn't bring a bunch of poor people out of the kitchen with some fireworks and a chicken. Or maybe ask for alternatives. "Do you have something in an elitist family punching a cow?"
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