|Blogging Like I've Never Blogged Before|
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
I am not even sure which "olden times" I am talking about. In my head, I think it's when the first settlers got to the southern tip of Manhattan and set up shop there.
I get this common complaint from folks: You're so quiet at work, but on your blog, you're so different.
For a while, I've thought about this and it has bothered me. I wonder why I am so quiet at work. Granted, I take my job seriously. I tend to be too uptight at times, I'm sure. But why can't I be a little more easy going? Then it hit me. READ MY BLOG. I talk about things that are very not appropriate for work. You can't really tell AIDS jokes these days. Everything I think about is fucked up. I hate when people are like, "Man, I have some crazy thoughts about things! I am crazy!" Because most of the time, they are not crazy. It's the "What's the deal with airplane food" kind of crazy. So I will just say that I am inappropriate.
So, if everyone wants me to be more "blog Mike" at work, just remember that that will include jokes in the following categories:
bodily functions most people don't talk about with co-workers
me being murdered: olden times style!
And many more!