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Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Boy: Mommy, I (something unintelligible)...
Mommy: Shut the FUCK up. I swear to god.
Boy: (more unintelligible things.)
Mommy: What the fuck did I just say? Shut the fuck up!
Boy: (More words, not shutting the fuck up.)
Mommy: What the FUCK is wrong with you? (into phone) Goddam this kid won't shut up. Yeah, anyway...
I mean, it's stuff like that where you think, You know what? There are good parents in this country. For every Balloon Boy dad, there is a mother who is engaging her young son in conversation. Just beautiful.
Anyway, when was the last time I blogged, huh? It's been a while. Sue me.
I've been in New York a few times over the past couple of months. I really do miss it. It's almost weird when you get a whiff of garbage, and you think, Ahhh, I miss that. At one point, I had smell overload. It was like, "Mmmm, pizza! Garbage! Urine!" All at once. Granted, I was at Famous Ray's Pizza, Urine and Garbage shop.
I also miss hot nuts. It's fun to say and fun to eat. Hot nuts! You might say I am nuts 4 nuts.
That's all I have for you.