I went to Subway today for lunch. I got a veggie sandwich, because the "meat" was looking extra slimy today. So veggies for me. Anyway, when I got to the guy at the register, he's all sucky at English, so he says to me, "Foot long wedgie?" Ha! No, thank you, sir! I'll just take my sandwich and go!
Jimmy Carter -- the man makes a good point.