I haven't seen the sun in what seems like years. I've only lived in Cleveland for a few months, and I'd say there has been about four minutes of sunshine.

This morning there were snowflakes the size of fucking mice. Yes, it was the size of two mice having sex.

I have been thinking of something else to write for two hours since I started this post. I have nothing. Good day (I think it's day) to you.

Here is what I would look like, if I was fat and had a tiny nose.