I had to go to the dentist today, so I had my usual pre-dentist visit breakfast. Peanut butter and Oreos on a poppy seed bagel with a glass of red wine. Then when I get to the dentist and open up my mouth, I look at him and say, "Work for it."

I am trying to sleep right now and in the last hour or so I have heard someone hammering, a baby crying and a dog barking. People don't respect the daysleeper.

"I'm not a racist. That's what's so insane about this."

I don't know much about much, but I would venture to say that the guy on stage there is a racist and he is insane.