If I've learned anything from television and film, it's that there is lots of making out and sex going on in hospital supply closets.

John Goodman is doing voice overs on Dunkin' Donuts commercials. Do you really want your spokesperson to be a man who is always a donut away from a coronary?

I had a dream the other night that I was going to Saudi Arabia on vacation. All I really remember is that before I left I was Googling information on what to do if I encountered a bunch of elephants. You know, desert elephants.

That's all I have to say for now.