I just watched March of the Penguins. In case you aren't familiar with it, it's about this group of penguins who vow to lose their virginity before the end of their senior year. Pretty funny.

So my lady and I played the part of tourists this weekend. We went to Top of the Rock, so we could see New York from up top.







After that, we moseyed down towards the Rockefeller Center ice skating rink. This homo proposed to his lady at center ice.



So we are standing there and watching all the employees kick everyone off the ice, but this dude and his lady are still out there, and they are not very good at skating. So I think maybe they are just taking a while to get off the ice because they suck. But then (and here is why this guy is queer), they start blaring that Kenny Rogers song - Through the Years. So I'm like, "Oh, this dude is gonna propose." And there is this lady next to me with a British accent who didn't hear me and she keeps saying, "Why is only this one couple out there? Why are they the only ones?"

Stupid unromantic British dummy! Can't you recognize love when you see it!??!?!

Anyway, they skate around for the entire song and everyone besides British lady who has never known corny love (apparently hasn't seen Love, Actually) is just waiting for him to pop the question. So he finally gets the ring out, circles towards center ice, awkwardly gets on one knee and asks. I assume she says yes and everyone claps and yells. It would have been a really nice New York moment, but damn that Kenny Rogers song that got stuck in my head for the rest of the night.

So it's nice to see young kids in love these days.

Hey, speaking of gay things, someone is funny and keeps searching things to get to my blog, knowing I will see the search results via sitemeter. So I would just like to thank the person who is doing it, and would like for you to come clean and tell me who you are. The most recent search is below.



I'd have to answer no, but that would imply I have had sex with men, but I haven't. So to answer your question, Google Searcher, I don't know if I enjoy it, but I will never do it, so I really can't answer you. Sorry. Good luck in your future searches.