I always forget to change the channel after The Colbert Report (the 10:30 repeat from the night before). It is important to do it immediately because Premium Blend comes on. Three or four of the worst stand-up comics in a row. This particular one happened to be hosted by David Alan Grier. He received a standing ovation.

So I was like, "Standing Ovation, you are dead to me."

Then I switched it over The Price Is Right. Just when I turned it on, Bob Barker was receiving a standing ovation.

Way to redeem yourself, Standing O. If I wasn't so tired, I'd give you a standing ovation of my own.