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Tuesday, August 09, 2005
I saw my friend Rich this weekend and we had this conversation about my blog:
Rich: You say the pussy word a lot.
Me: You mean vagina?
Rich: Yeah. You say it a lot.
Me: You do realize that saying 'pussy' is more offensive than 'vagina', right?
Rich (turns to his wife): Is it?
Wife (nodding): Yeah.
That's why I love Rich.
Some guy wearing a bike helmet, but didn't have a bike, yelled to me tonight, "Hey." I was walking through the Hoboken train terminal from work at 1 AM. I was wearing headphones, so it annoyed me that he would try to get my attention. I looked at him and he yells, "Any vending machines in here?" I gave him the most condescending look I could muster and shrugged. My look and my shrug, I think, was the equivalent of "Why the fuck are you asking me that?" Oh, and "Where the fuck is your bike, you helmet wearing douche?"
I gave him the same look everyone gave Marty McFly in 1955. I was a hair away from saying, "Hey kid, you jump ship?"
My 30th birthday is approaching. I am undecided if I should have a huge party or not. It's kind of sad to throw a party for yourself, right? My backup plan is to cry in the bathtub.
Let me know if you'd show up to a party. Also, let me know if you'd show up to watch me cry in the tub.