Hi. I've got nothing to talk about. Just wanted to let you know. I've thought about things to talk about. Lots of sports stuff. Todd Bertuzzi should never be allowed to play hockey again. That's all. Oh, and Rafael Palmeiro. You shouldn't be surprised. Never trust a man with a sinister looking mustache. He looks like Bernie. You know, of Weekend At Bernie's. And that guy was a jerk. And to borrow a line from Weekend At Bernie's that applies to Mr. Palmeiro...

That is illegal. What you are doing is illegal!