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Monday, May 30, 2005
Some of the postings on craigslist are so funny. I saw this at the end of one listing.
I HAVE KEYS
Well, thank goodness they have the keys. I hate when you read a posting that ends with, "It really is a great apartment and available right now, but unfortunately, I don't have the keys." Actually, that posting doesn't even make it clear that they have the keys to the apartment. They might just be making a simple statement for some reason.
I LIKE COLE SLAW
I just found this one. Basically, this chick is offering to help you find an apartment. She doesn't seem to be a broker, but just wants to help. But then in the middle of her blurb about how she will help, it says, "Best of luck! I will screw you just like everyone else!!" Um, OK, thanks for being honest.
This one is fantastic. Just go look at the photos.
"High ceilings, nice space, safe neighborhood, a pigeon in a flower pot."
Notice it's a white pigeon. This neighborhood has become so gentrified.