INCREDIBLY AWKWARD WORK CONVERSATION FOR THE DAY

Me: See you later.

Co-Worker: Later. Doing anything tonight?

Me: Probably just go home and get wasted. Well, no, not really. I think I'm going to go home and go right to bed.

Co-Worker: Wish I was right there with you man.

Me: I'm uncomfortable.

Co-Worker: Gah, well, not with y-. You know what I meant.

Me: Not really.

Co-Worker: I tried to stop mid-sentence, but it just came out.

Me: No, I know. It is Valentine's Day and all.

Co-Worker: Go home.

Me: Gone.