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Wednesday, February 02, 2005
MIKE TOOLE'S DRINKING GAME FOR THE SOTU
Every time the president says "freedom" take a drink.
Every time the president says "liberty" take a drink.
When there is a standing ovation, you must drink non-stop until the ovation is over.
After about the first five standing ovations, you will probably have severe alcohol poisoning. Be sure to be have phoned 911 ahead of time, so they can be there to save your life.
As an alternative to this drinking game, mute the television, blast George Michael's "Freedom" on a continuous loop, drink your face off and pretend it's 1996.
PLEASE NOTE: Mike Toole assumes no responsibility for any alcohol related illnesses or deaths.