Hey Mama Celeste. I know it's really lame of me to be eating frozen pizza for dinner all alone, but you gotta rub it in like this?



The Pizza for One title is enough, but I really don't think you had add to the directions, "When finished, masturbate and fall asleep." Pa dump dum. Wait, is that how it goes? You know the drum thing when someone makes a joke. The rim shot. That was my attempt at a rim shot worthy joke.