Marmaduke is just plain awful and perverted. Look at this.



Yesterday, there were dogs watching dog porn in Marmaduke's dog house, and today he is full on humping his owner. Check out the heart coming from his ear. I'm not so sure the husband doesn't want it. He's not putting up much of a fight, with his hands all to the side and his feet all quivering. Punch that bitch in the face!

And the wife is kind of getting off on the whole thing. Damn. This comic is disturbing. I am going to write to one of those Families for Good Entertainment or the Coalition for Tepid Media or the Organization to Make All Shows Like Seventh Heaven or whatever those things are to get this pile of poo out of the newspapers.

In other news, here are a few things I thought about today which kind of make me hate me:

-- I often buy Starbucks, although I know I'm getting ripped.
-- I pay someone to do my laundry.
-- I think the King of Queens is a pretty funny show.

Hey baseball fans, isn't it going to be fun to watch Randy Johnson implode this season? It's going to be awesome. He might actually eat a reporter.