Hi. I was on a little vacation over the holiday weekend out in Lake Tahoe. You know, skiing and whatnot. I apologize for leaving you with that Marmaduke cartoon and no explanation about my whereabouts. I will post more later when I have time, but I'll give you a teaser. My trip ended with a guy on the airplane yelling, "I paid for my trip, none a y'all did. I'm a Puerto Rican from New York City, motherfuckers."

Welcome home, Michael. Welcome home.