Today was one of those days where I really wish I was someone the news shows called when they need to interview someone. Here was Wolf Blitzer's question to some douchebag regarding the tape of Osama bin Laden, that other douchebag:

Wolf Blitzer: What does this mean for the War on Terror?

Then here is what I would have said:

Me: What does it mean? It means that we still haven't caught him and he has a tape recorder. Thank you.