I've spent a good part of this Saturday scouring FactCheck.org, the site that Cheney mistakenly cited as FactCheck.com in the VP debate. It's good stuff. It breaks down all the lies told by both candidates, from their speeches and from their ads. I especially like the round-up of the last presidential debate.

It makes you realize that everyone in power sucks, and it's making me want to get out to the voting booth on Tuesday, take a dump in an envelope, and write "To Washington" on the front.

As South Park so subtly put it last Wednesday, it truly is a race between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.

Go Giant Douche!