When I was in college, one of my roommates was a virgin. One time we were sitting around with my other two roommates and we were talking about being kids. We started talking about what age we became interested in girls. And Steve, the virgin, said, "I didn't really get into girls until high school."

I then said, "Well Steve, technically, you still have never gotten into girls."

I'm pretty sure it was the greatest thing I've ever said.