I've got nothing for you today, but I suggest you go read Natalie, who is in the midst of a 24 hour blog-a-thon or something. And it's all for charity. If I were a Beastie Boy, I'd say check-a check-a check it out. She's funny and cool and helping out children. That's a lot more that what you've probably done today, isn't it? Gee, help feed starving children or masturbate twice? I think she wins. You make me sick! Here is her first post from this morn. So you can start there. Actually, start here.