"To get this handed over two days early is like a child getting a gift two days before Christmas. Except instead of something cool, like a PlayStation or a puppy, we've gotten a giant exploding pile of shit. But still, you know. It's the thought that counts. Thanks again, America."




Bush: So I says to Bremer, I says, 'Give it to 'em now,' right? We don't want it no more, heh heh heh.
Blair: Oh that is devilishly brilliant!




OK, so here is the map. Over to the left here, that's Craptown. Lots of slums, but no real trouble. Their spirit's broken. Up here to the north is Murderburg. You know, your kidnappings and beheadings, run of the mill terrorism. And down here to the south is where all the insurgents are holed up with their rockets. We call that WhatTheFuckDidWeGetOurselvesIntoAndWhatAreThesePeopleStillFightingForVille. You might just want to bomb the shit out of it. Wait until I leave though. I don't want my name tied to that.



"Enjoy your sovereignty, suckers! Peace, I'm outta here!"