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Monday, June 14, 2004

So apparently there was a guy who was planning to blow up a mall in Ohio. Glad they got him. High five, Uncle Sam!

Anyway, the best part about this story (other than the prevention of carnage at the Gap) is the picture on Yahoo of the guy's neighbor:

"Um, what? No shit, bro? The Indian dude down the hall is a terrorist? Oh man, that's huuuge. Totally blows my mind. That is not cool. First, Phish breaks up, now my neighbor is an al-Kida. Well, glad you guys caught him. You're not the cops? Oh, a reporter. Cool. You wanna smoke a bowl?"
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