Blogging Like I've Never Blogged Before

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Apparently, Courtney Love needed to shut down her web site, due to lack of funds. “Courtney can no longer fund the site, our server has been suspended, and we need to come up with $5,000 to get it back online,” reads a plea on

Just get a blog, ya crazy bitch.

I believe that it is time for Courtney to give up Frances Bean. Give the girl a fighting chance. Her father killed himself and her mother is a nut. I propose that Frances Bean be put on eBay.

In other news, Mary-Kate's publicist is denying the rumors that she is in drug rehab. Says her longtime publicist, Michael Pagnotta, "Mary-Kate Olsen is being treated for an eating-related disorder."

Apparently she's only been eating cocaine.

Thank you. Good night.
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