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Monday, May 31, 2004
If all of the sailors were actually women, this would be called Slut Week.
So enjoy your herpes, ladies. Who knows from what corner of the globe they came from.
I learned this weekend that the sailors have to be back at their ships by 6 AM. I think next Fleet Week I am going to go to where the ships dock at around 5:30 on Saturday morning to watch what must a great parade: The Fleet Week Walk of Shame Parade. Tons of sailors stumbling back to their bunks with shit eating grins. I will stand there and salute, all the while shouting -- USA! USA! USA!