Well, movie goers, this is the big weekend. You've waited a long time, but finally, it is here. One of your favorite writers is back on the big screen with one of the most anticipated movies of the year. Yes, folks, Connie and Carla is opening today! It's Some Like It Hot meets A Steaming Pile of Shit! Oh, Nia Vardalos, how I've missed you!

Honestly, if you want to talk about violence or things that are harmful to children in movies, I think Nia Vardalos should rank up there fairly high. You know how everyone has a funny cousin? She seems like the funny cousin. Her whole family was probably like, "Oh, she's hilarious. She should be famous." Then she got famous and they were probably like, "Oh. Hmm. How about that? She actually got famous. She was a lot funnier in the kitchen at Lucy's third birthday party."