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Friday, March 26, 2004


Someone got to my site by searching "is advil bad for an unborn child".

Now I'm no doctor, but I don't think you should be giving any over-the-counter medicine directly to your fetus. First, they may choke on the pill. Second, how will you get it to them? I imagine that might be messy. Also, does your unborn child have a headache? How do you know it needs an Advil? And do you know that just one Aleve lasts all day?

So in conclusion, my advice to you is to... um. Well, let's see. I don't know. If you have all these questions, maybe you shouldn't have gotten pregnant in the first place. Sheesh. What a tramp.
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