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Friday, March 26, 2004


Remember that time I launched a full-scale war against a country based on lies and a personal vendetta? That was hilarious!

"Those weapons of mass destruction have to be here somewhere," Bush joshed as he narrated a slide show of him looking behind furniture, as if hunting for them.

"Nope, no weapons over there. Maybe under here," Bush joked Wednesday at the annual dinner of Washington radio and TV correspondents, an event where Presidents typically poke fun at the press and themselves.
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Oh, stop it, Mr. President! You are killing me! I mean soldiers. There are lots of soldiers that were killed. But still, that joke was just gangbusters. And apparently some family members of soldiers don't share our similar senses of humor. They just don't get it and are probably still all sad because their sons and daughters died. But whatever. The important thing is that you got 'em rollin' in the aisles.




"Heh heh heh. Me no have no brain!"
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