Ever since I gave Hedwig and the Angry Inch four stars on Netflix, it is recommending every gay movie on the planet. Netflix thinks I'm gay. I remember someone recently talking about how their Tivo thinks they are gay. I kind of yell back at Netflix. "No, Netflix! I am not gay. Didn't you see I gave Die Hard 5 stars? Bruce Willis is fabulous in that! I mean awesome! He's awesome. Not fabulous. Damn."