Blogging Like I've Never Blogged Before

Monday, February 16, 2004


I've always wanted to be in a movie where my only line is said after I jump into the passenger seat of a car, and say to the driver, "Step on it, bitch!" I've never thought about who is playing the driver, but this would be a fun line to say. Try it sometime.

I would never want to be in a movie where I have to say the line, "I wish mom was here to see this." The word "mom" can be replaced with any deceased family member. I think I'll start to say lines like that in my every day life, but with dead celebrities, rather than family members.

It seems as though my blog has become quite popular. I wish Eazy-E was here to see this.
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