According to this article, Barbie and Ken have called it quits. The people in the article seem to be serious about this.

I think they are paving the way for On the Rebound Barbie - The Sluttiest Barbie in History!

Speaking of sluts, someone got to my site by searching "NUDE PICTURES OF MIKE DITKA".

Holy moly! If you do find those, please keep them a secret.

Da Balls.

Next time someone tells you that they would absolutley die without their cell phone, you can reference this story.