Blogging Like I've Never Blogged Before

Monday, January 05, 2004

To be read with an Australian accent:

"This here is a beaut. This croc can devour a human in three seconds flat! And a baby human in less than one second. This is my newborn son. Crikey! I'm a fucking retard! But if you think I'm stupid, my wife is standing right over there, watching me!"

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