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Friday, January 23, 2004

My kid sister, Laurie, you know, the one from Branson, sent me an email regarding yesterday's post about her telling me what an awful singer and brother I am.

Frankly, I am appalled. I believe that you should not only audition for
American Brother, but I believe you would win. Never in the history of our
family do I recall saying, "Michael, you'd never make it on American
Brother. Stop kidding yourself, assface. You are a jackass and would never
make it because you are ugly and stupid."
Now, if you substitute the word "Idol" for "Brother", then yes, I did say
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