Is this for real? Go read that.

People breakdancing for the Pope? I feel like people are just fucking with him now because he's so old. "Dude, I got an idea. Let's get him breakdancers. Oh man, that'd be hilarious! He'll just sit there and nod his head and shit. Get a camera. Put his hat sideways, so he looks all gangsta."

Anyway. The Pope. Comedy gold. I'd like to thank the cavemen who came up with that guy.

Someone got to my site by searching "bat feces in doritos". Yikes! I would not like that flavor. I'll stick with guacamole, thank you.