This new Orange Alert sure does seem to be taken a lot more seriously this time. It's kind of scary, especially because on all the last ones, they were just like, "Yeah, we're hearing some chatter, but don't worry too much." Now they are having drills at the Pentagon and a bunch of other crazy shit. A couple of weeks ago, I walked by the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center and there were actually two guys with machine guns nearby. Now that we are on alert, they probably have helicopters circling the thing at all times.

Terrorists are assholes.