In case you've forgotten, there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time. So take Bono's advice and "Tonight thank God it's them, instead of you."

Without a doubt, the cruelest line ever in a Christmas song. While I think it's fine to thank God that it's not you, it'd be kind of cruel to be like, "Dear God. Thank you for starving all of those Africans and not me. You gave me a pretty sweet deal. Amen. P.S., I want a pony. Please let Santa know."