I'm off to California. I am going to try to get groped by Arnold and molested by Michael.

Speaking of Michael, the Fox 5 News introduction to that story went like this last night:

Police searched the Neverland Ranch today. The land of ferris wheels and monkeys ... something something something.

I forget what they said after that because I was laughing too hard. Ferris wheels and monkeys. When I open an amusement park, I will name it Ferris Wheels and Monkeys. Maybe I'll just name my kids that. "This is my daughter, Ferris Wheels and that shy little fella over there is my son Monkeys. Come here Monkeys and say hello to your Uncle Richard."