Ugh. I'm feeling like shit. Here is a transcript of the majority of my conversations over the last three days:
Me: AHH-CHOO!
Someone else: Bless you.
Me: Thank you.
SE: You sound like shit.
Me: I know.
SE: You look like shit too.
Me: That hurts. I'm very sensitive right now.
SE: Whatever, dick. Suck it up.