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Monday, October 06, 2003

If you are like me, you have been thinking to yourself lately, There just aren't enough tiger related stories in the news anymore. Well, luckily for you and me, this weekend was plentiful with tiger news.

This guy in NYC got busted for having a tiger in his apartment. This guy's brother said something like, "He raised a healthy tiger. They should find him a job with animals." Well, I know of an opening in Vegas. Maybe he should send an application. You never know. They can rename the show, "Siegfried and that guy from Harlem. You know, the guy who had the tiger in his apartment for like, seven years. Well, he took over for Roy. He got mauled. So now it's Siegfried and that guy from Harlem." That would be a great name for a show.

Now this tiger is on his way to Ohio. Ugh. That poor tiger. He's going to be so pissed going from New York to Ohio. Sure, the quality of life might be better, the rent is cheaper, but come on. Being a single tiger in New York has got to be pretty sweet.

So you have this story, the Seigfried and Roy story, and Tony the Tiger was involved in a murder/suicide with the Trix rabbit.
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