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Tuesday, September 23, 2003
Gordon Jump has left us. First, Johnny Cash, then John Ritter, now Gordon Jump??? God must be getting sick of the entertainers up there, because he's taking all of ours! Selfish bitch!
If you aren't familiar with Gordon Jump, he was the guy who molested Dudley on the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Dudley and Arnold went to that bike shop. The message to kids? Don't go to bike shops. And if you do, it is not necessary to remove your shirt when getting a new bike. Dudley was pretty ripped for a ten year old.
So if you ask me, Gordon Jump got what he deserved. Pervert.