Pardon me while I do a "Kids Say the Darndest Things" post.

I was out to dinner the other night with my sister, her fiancé, and his 5 year old son, Connor. So I guess he is my future step-nephew in-law. After Connor was finished with his two and a half slices of pizza (quite a big meal for a five year old), he looked at my sister and said, "It's gonna be a big poop tonight."

I can't wait until he is 16 and says things at Thanksgiving like, "If I may be excused, I'd like to go take a gigantic dump."