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Thursday, September 04, 2003
Dentist: So, Mike, you don't floss much do you?
Me: Um, no, not really. I know I should but -
Dentist: You don't really brush your teeth on a regular basis either, huh?
Me: Oh, well I definitely do that, it's just that today I -
Dentist: Shut the fuck up you liar. Your teeth are disgusting. Get out of my office.
Me: But you still have the drill in my mouth.
Dentist: I said GET OUT.
Ugh, I can't wait to go. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go suck on some sugar cane.