Would anyone like to go to a wedding with me on Oct. 6th? Come on, it'll be fun. I'm driving. I'm a great dancer. Here is what people have said about my dancing, or things that have been said while I dance:

-- It kind of looks like you're having a seizure.
-- Someone call 911!
-- You're upsetting grandma.
-- Can't you wait until we get out of church?
-- Stop. Please stop. Seriously, stop it. Mike, come on. You should stop. People are looking. Please stop.

How can you not want to go?