Blogging Like I've Never Blogged Before

Wednesday, August 13, 2003

Well, I've been able to watch a little of Spike TV (the first network for men) and lemme tell ya, they are taking all you know about television, shoving it up your ass, taking it out of your ass, showing you what it looks like now that it's been up your ass, shoving it down your throat, patiently waiting for you crap it out, showing it to you again, then shoving it up your cat's ass. TV will never be the same. Last night they showed (for the first time on network television) Major League - uncensored! Except for the "F" word, which was quite censored. But they said shit and dick and asshole. Man, it was awesome. All those cuss words, right there on basic cable. Thank you Spike TV, thank you. Who would have thought, that in this day and age, we could see a movie made in 1989 on television with the word shit being said! Holy crap. Suck on that, NYPD Blue! Tuesday, August 12 was truly a banner day in television history.
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