Please take note that I have added a Greatest Hits section to the left. You might ask, "Mike, you've only been doing this since March. What right do you have to make a Greatest Hits section?" I might reply, "Go suck a lemon." I will also take requests. Now, when I post something crappy, you can say, "Man, Mike used to be funny. And to prove that, I will go peruse his Greatest Hits section."

Now, I know I don't have a catalogue as extensive as say, the Backstreet Boys, but I think what's on the left is the best stuff to come from me fingertips.