The White House finally admitted that claims Bush made in his State of the Union address about Iraq trying to obtain uranium were wrong.

Because of this, and the fact that we can't find WMDs, and that we can't find Saddam Hussein or Osama bin Laden, and because we missed tons of warning signs pre-9/11, the Central Intelligence Agency will now be known as the Central "Intelligence" Agency. Whenever people mention the C"I"A now, you must say "Intelligence" very sarcastically or at least do the quote thing with your fingers.