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Wednesday, July 23, 2003


Thanks to Anise, I just got an idea for the most boring video game ever, "The Tour de France." I imagine it would just be hitting one button over and over again in the longest bike race ever, and no matter what you do, Lance Armstrong always wins, unless you put it on the easiest level, which is the year he didn't race because he had cancer.

They should make a Special Olympics video game. I'm not saying this to be funny (well, maybe a little), but I think it would be really cool, because it must be so hard for the athletes in the Special Olympics since they are not so gifted (athletically). It would probably be the hardest game ever. The only event that would be easy is the shot put, because if there is anything I've learned by watching retarded people do stuff, they can throw heavy shit real far.
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