I didn't realize until yesterday that the Iranian twins went to law school. What?! How did anyone let them try this surgery? This should have been a sitcom. They would have rivaled the Olsen twins in the Most Popular Twin Contest.

Here's the premise for the sitcom. One of the twins, we'll say Ladan, is a high profile, high priced defense attorney who represents the biggest and most controversial clients. She's like Johnnie Cochran, only she's Iranian and has her sister attached to her. Meanwhile, Laleh is a crusading District Attorney, who tries her damndest (on a minimal salary) to bring justice into a world where she sees none. Every episode features a case where the sisters are pitted against each other.

Laleh is incredibly sweet and kind-hearted to everyone. Ladan is a total bitch. Their different personalities bring laughter to every episode. While Ladan loves classical music, Laleh is in to hip-hop and gangsta rap. She always tells Ladan to "chill the fuck out." Even though she is so kind-hearted, she curses a blue streak.

As for their love life, they are dating twins who are joined at the pinky. Their names are Stanley and Frederick. Or Stanny and Freddy, but everyone calls them Pinky. These characters are still being developed. I would like it if they could be played by two former child stars, Chip from Kate & Allie, and Ben Seaver from Growing Pains.

At the end of every episode, the twins will learn a valuable lesson about the true meaning of Rhamadan.

The title of this show will be called "Sharin' a Noggin."

Here is the last thing I will say about the twins.

If God has a sense of humor and a hidden camera show, I think when the conjoined twins get up to Heaven and are given their Angel status, He would make it so they were joined at the halo. They'd be all angry at St. Peter, you know, because he's the receptionist and he's the first one they will see. "Why are we joined at the halo? Can't we be our own angels?" He'd say stuff like, "It's God's rule. If you'd like to file a complaint, feel free, but He reads prayers first and rarely has time for complaints. It's not that big of a deal. Didn't you two already live like this?" They'd then show God in the control room laughing His Ass off. After about ten minutes, He'd come out and try to calm them down, because now they are really pissed. God comes out and says something like, "You know if you don't like it, you can always go to Hell. This is My after-life and as long as you are going to live under My sky, you'll obey My rules."

After a while, He finally says to them, "Do you like being on TV?" They'd be confused. He'd say, "Look over there. You see that cloud? There's a camera in there. You've been Punk'd!"